*goes to england*
me: excuse me, what time is it?
brit: time wots that m8?
*big ben chimes*
everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.
Why the fuck would I do that
so you can have a bee in your mouth.
I found this really cool headband in Nicoles drawer
Benji that is my bra
can we talk about how these people are perfect and you should go follow them right now?
Every time i see this i think of this:
oh I think of this
*puts on lifejacket* i am ready for intercourse
let me sleep in ur stupid t-shirts and hold ur dumb hand u piece of shit