this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me
I wonder if your chest ever aches at the sound of my name the same way mine does whenever I hear yours.
Cuddling > everything
I’m so lonely.
Please fall in love with me.
He said I’m “fucking perfect”
Like no, dude. You’re perfect.
Have you even looked in a mirror?
i wish people had crushes on me
once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes
"bisexual? you mean you’re experimenting?"
*kicks test tubes and alien hybrid under a desk* “um no what do you mean”
*sees a dog*
me: holy shit